A lot of things happened this week and my feed reader is getting a little crowded. The first thing is that, as Justin had warned us, May has come. May is not only famous for spring showers and jean jackets, but also for being Masturbation Month! I’m going to post a few interesting projects on the topic this month, until then, you can relive these awesome masturbation scenes I selected for you last year.
Getting ready for Masturbation Month
Now, this is serious, you can’t just begin Masturbation Month without proper training. Fortunately, this guide will help you.
For the occasion, the Slutist has also prepared for you an awesome solo sex playlist to keep you focused and concentrated…
However, if you do decide to have sex with someone else than yourself, you might want to check out these condoms. Yeah, consent is hot!
That’s right, consent is vital and sexual assault happens too often. That’s why the US government hired a bunch of famous guys like Daniel Craig and Seth Myers and made this video.
Desigual’s sexist commercial
You know what else happens too often? Sexist ads. Even though I live in Spain, where abortion is ILLEGAL, I am still always surprised to see so much stupidity on TV. This commercial by the famous fashion brand Desigual makes me want to puke. The slogan is “You decide” and it shows a woman putting a cushion under her dress to look like she’s pregnant and then making holes in a pack of condoms before going out. First, we would like to decide for ourselves what to do with our body but the law makes it illegal for women to do that. Obviously, it’s for our good, because we’re just crazy, hormonal women desperate to get pregnant and tricking men into staying with us by getting pregnant.
This amazing commercial was released for Mother’s Day. Mother’s Day! Like a fucking slap in the face…
The bright side: True Blood is back soon
Let’s look at the bright side. Here’s the trailer of the seventh season of True Blood and I can’t wait! Eric had better not be dead!
Still crying? Check out these hot guys drinking beer by Elvis Di Fazio. Oh the simple pleasures…
Tongue Tied
And finally, this video. To be honest, I’m getting really tired of all this craziness about Miley Cyrus. I don’t like her music and I definitely don’t think she is a feminist, same goes for Beyoncé. It’s great to be sexually liberated, of course I agree with that, but there is no depth to it, her marketers are just selling her like a piece of meat on the media market. However, I did enjoy her latest video for Tongue Tied. It’s good to see a little bondage on mainstream air.