In a perfect world, everybody would feel free to write up a porn script and make it into a video. We’re slowly getting there, thanks to the Internet, which allows everybody to fill the web with their sex selfies – sexfies? – and other deep, dark secrets.
If we want to make porn better, then it’s up to us to speak up. I know a lot of you have plenty of ideas, so don’t let yourself be intimidated by script writing or technical difficulties. Here are a few tips based on my own experience to show you it only takes a bit of soul searching and a lot of spunk to achieve it…
1. Get comfy
Nothing better than a warm blanket and comfy socks on a fluffy couch to dig into your naughty brain.
2. Put on some nice music
I suggest this, perfect for getting in the mood.
3. Don’t let the blank page scare you
This is not some college essay. Even if you come up with something short or simple, it will probably be pretty good, because it will come from your dick/cunt heart.
4. Browse your own imagination
What first comes up in your mind? Write it down.
5. Watch scenes from movies or shows that you liked
Not necessarily sexy ones! Just let good stories and images inspire you. This scene from House of Cards always kind of pops up in my head…
6. Let your body participate
Reach within yourself, and by this I mean that.
7. Write a few brief words or sentences
And if you’re masturbating in the process, you probably have only one hand available, so only type the basics.
8. Imagine the perfect actors for your film
One day. One day…
9. Have a few orgasms
Maybe add a few details after that, let if flow!
10. Have a piece of chocolate.
You deserve it!
The Beav
October 30, 2015 3:45 am
Lots of bad porn vids out there. Seems that scripting in the porn industry has gone the way of the dinosaur. Dialogue between the two “actors” is far more interesting than moans and gasps. Ohhhhhhhhh, yeaahhhhh!!!
Maybe your suggestions will make porn more appealing.
The Beav