Lately, there’s been this trend that I love: the bulge hunt. It seems women were tired of seeing only tits in the media and the Internet answered our prayers by suddenly showing images of hot celebrities with a huge bulge in their pants.
TV bulges
I think it may have all started with the Jon Hamm. There’s even a whole tumblr blog dedicated to it – thank Goddess for tumblr!
Then other celebrities followed, such as Zac Efron or Justin Theroux – my favorite – lately with the Leftovers frenzy.
And yesterday, we were blessed with this photo of Jared Leto holding his huge cock on stage during a 30 Seconds To Mars concert.
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I understand the attraction for bulges, even though there’s nothing truly explicit, it’s just nice to know it’s there, all warm and cosy, and imagine how it is handled when the pants come off.
Groin Gazing
Then came Claire Milbrath. She photographed a collection for Vice, called Groin Gazing, featuring gorged penises hidden behind the zipper.
Here’s one last photo to end this deep, philosophical post.
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Robert Mill
September 14, 2014 12:00 pm
I consent
Mike
September 26, 2014 3:21 pm
You should have guys and gals send in their own pictures of a bulge to share with all! It’s about time guys get oogle at! Start collecting these pics!
Lucie Blush
September 26, 2014 7:57 pm
Hmmm great idea!