My week in 14 explicit gifs [NSFW]

Sunday

Expectations: I was going to clean up the house, do some laundry, wax…

Reality: I ended up masturbating at the Internet all day.

Monday

I woke up asking myself why the hell did I eat so much Nutella during the week end.

So I went into work fat, exhausted and pissed like a zombie pussy.

Tuesday

However, the following day I was feeling enthusiastic and felt like I was ready to eat the world.

Professionally I was doing well too, the meetings and brainstorming sessions went great. I could tell my boss liked my ideas.

Wednesday

So the day after I decided to reward myself for working so hard and I went out.

All I remember are glimpses.

I’m pretty sure something like this happened:

But I’m going to pretend it was something like this:

 Thursday

From the moment I woke up, my state of mind was pretty clear.

Friday

I daydreamed all day and counted the minutes til 6.

Saturday

The one true day. I woke up late. I had cereals in bed and all the time in the world.

At night I went clubbing. Yeah, I’m really to old for this shit.

Hope you enjoyed my little selection of explicit gifs. Have a happy week end fuckers and see you next week!