16 golden rules to enjoy giving blow jobs [gifs]

BJs, head, fellatio… There are many words to describe it, and many ways to enjoy it. Blow jobs are a kind of delicatessen that men are crazy about (I don’t want to generalize, but I’m pretty sure most of them do). For women, I think the crowd is a bit more divided. Some love it, others avoid it like the plague…

1. Giving blow jobs don’t make you a slut

There is this cliché, coming from mainstream porn I suppose, that makes us think that giving head makes us whores, at the service of men’s pleasure. It couldn’t be further from the truth. Giving head is part of foreplay, and if you like doing it, you shouldn’t be ashamed of it. Men aren’t ashamed of going down on women, right? So, avoid guys whose ego are bigger than their dick, they might crazy psycho murder you.

2. Don’t take porn as an example

3. Anticipation is key

Foreplay doesn’t start when we get naked. It starts way before with a simple eye contact, when you imagine all the things you can do to your partner and vice versa. Enjoy the game.

4. It’s nice to give pleasure

I think it’s hot to see how much your partner enjoys it. It makes me even hornier!

5. Newbie? No problem, just do what feels good

6. Appreciate The Penis

It might not be the prettiest thing in the world (as if our stuff was pretty…), but if there’s something a straight girl likes, it’s a nice penis. Enjoy it!

7. It’s not a sport. Don’t go deep throat if you don’t like it.

8. Use your hands

I personally think that using hands make things easier, and it’s also useful to get those hairs out of the way…

9. Play with it

It’s your toy, play with it!

10. Get out of under the covers

Enjoy the full experience, without sweating under the sheets! Hollywood movies always show the girl under the blanket so we can see the shape of the head going up and down. This is ridiculous. It’s 100 degrees under there and watching each other while doing it is so hot!

11. Breathe

12. Personalize the experience

It’s always good to enhance the experience… and it’s better than a spoon!

13. Take your time

14.  Funky smell or taste : go away

Sometimes, a guy’s junk might not smell like roses. It happens. Don’t force yourself, and remember, it’s best to leave it than to throw up on it.

15. Swallow or not: that is the question

They say it’s full of proteins… but still, sometimes it’s nice to swallow, sometimes not. Just do what feels comfortable. If you spit it out and the guy doesn’t like it, tell him to have it himself.

16. Don’t do it if you don’t enjoy it

If it’s no fun, don’t do it! Everybody has different tastes, so don’t feel bad and do what makes you feel good.